Alien in Girl Accessories store.

Dear Manager of (insert name of Girl Accessories store here),

On (insert date/day here), I walked into your store, (insert store name here), at CityLink.

Unfortunately, your sales person by the name of (insert name of sales person here) has not performed well because she stared at me as if I'm some sort of an alien when I walked into your store alone.

I am disappointed because your sales person did not treat me as a normal customer, clearly the service was not performed correctly. I expect (insert sales person name) to go about doing her own thing while I shop for my girlfriend. Apparently something was not disclosed clearly to her, as my presence was misrepresented, something about wonderful boyfriends shopping alone for gifts for their girlfriends in (insert name of Girl Accessories store here).

To resolve the problem, I would appreciate it if you could provide specific training for all of your sales person worldwide/island wide on how to treat male customers patronizing (insert name of Girl Accessories store here). Enclosed are copies of my memories including copies of (insert whatever memories you have other than this one here).

I look forward to your reply and a resolution to my problem, and will wait until (set a time limit here) before going on a internet rampage, posting this 1337 letter all over the interwebz. Please contact me at the above address or by phone at (insert phone number here).

Yours sincerely,
(insert your name here for faster response.)